10 Things
10 things I hate about this world:
1. Pathetic, sex-driven, emotionally crippled men
2. Women who pander to said men
3. Footballers getting paid millions for kicking a ball around when their are kids all over the world who are starving, diseased etc and need that money more than any dumb-ass footballer does
4. Footballers who make a big deal about them doing charity work and then quite happily accept their huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge salary without a second thought (or footballers and their wives [i.e. David and Victoria Beckham] who throw a party for charity and spend as much on champange as they give to the charity)
5. Defence lawyers, especially in rape cases
6. People who think there is no such thing as fun without drinking
7. That sex sells and 99.99999999999999% of the world are buying. Often literally.
8. Paris Hilton
9. People who think that any song with guitar in it must be rock (e.g. Busted, Avril Latrine etc)
10. Untalented people who are famous, eg. Gwen Stefani (come on honey, you must be able to do something that doesn't involve flashing flesh), pretty much all the emos out there, Mcfly, Fightstar, Son of Dork etc etc)
11. a) (Just pretend this is an extension of one of the 10 guys)People who think Christians are all Ned Flanders types and never bother to find out that we're NOT!
b) People who slag off Christians for no reason whatsoever.
10 things I love about this world
1. Stef
2. That when things go bad (ITV series, anyone?) humans can be unbelievably kind, generous, and caring. Shame it takes that for the best to shine through though.
3. The sheer beauty of it
4. Stef's hot chocolate!
5. That we all have free will. I guess it's just a part of life that people will abuse it.
6. There is so much to do! A whole world out there to explore and have fun in!
7. Love
8. That no matter how much crap there is in the world, no matter how much danger, it only takes one person to make you feel secure and protected
9. Technological and medical advances. The good ones. Phones allow people to talk to friends or loved ones who are millions of miles away, the internet....Okay, that could be in the previous 10 too but we'll focus on the good stuff at the moment. Despite the millions of pages of disgusting crap, there is some good out there!
Medicines have cured people of illnesses that would have killed people 100 years ago, uncurable diseases etc can often be helped by painkillers, anti-inflammatories etc (e.g. arthiritus)
10. That every so often something or someone will surprise me enough to make me think "Oh man, I love this place."
10 things I hate doing
1. Having to leave Stef
2. Getting up early
3. Getting out of bed when it's warm and snuggly but freezing cold just outside it
4. Going to the Dr, dentist etc- I dispise having to pay for something that I have to do to stay healthy!
5. Having to resist buying CDs, DVDs etc because it's always when I CAN'T buy them that there are about a million that I WANT to buy
6. Brushing teeth! I still firmly believe that teeth should be self-clean.
7. Walking home when it's freezing cold
8. Looking in the mirror!
9. Singing along with a song that is too deep for me (and yes, the obvious thing would be to not sing but, as Stef will confirm, I will sing along to whatever song is playing at the time, even if I hate it with a deeeeeep passion!)
10. Having to choose between 2 CDs/DVDs etc because I never know which one to choose! Making decisions in general, in fact.
10 things I love doing
1. Seeing Stef
2. Hugging/kissing Stef
3. Travelling
4. Being able to stay in bed when other people have to get up (especially on a cold day)
5. Lying on the lawn (in summer, obviously) listening to a good CD
6. Dancing (I used to like doing it at The Met but now they play crappy music so we don't bother going). Though if Stef's impression of me dancing is accurate, I am never dancing again.
7. Spending days with friends
8. Making people smile/laugh
9.Curling up with Stef and a good film and hot chocolate
10. Eating out with friends
1. Pathetic, sex-driven, emotionally crippled men
2. Women who pander to said men
3. Footballers getting paid millions for kicking a ball around when their are kids all over the world who are starving, diseased etc and need that money more than any dumb-ass footballer does
4. Footballers who make a big deal about them doing charity work and then quite happily accept their huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge salary without a second thought (or footballers and their wives [i.e. David and Victoria Beckham] who throw a party for charity and spend as much on champange as they give to the charity)
5. Defence lawyers, especially in rape cases
6. People who think there is no such thing as fun without drinking
7. That sex sells and 99.99999999999999% of the world are buying. Often literally.
8. Paris Hilton
9. People who think that any song with guitar in it must be rock (e.g. Busted, Avril Latrine etc)
10. Untalented people who are famous, eg. Gwen Stefani (come on honey, you must be able to do something that doesn't involve flashing flesh), pretty much all the emos out there, Mcfly, Fightstar, Son of Dork etc etc)
11. a) (Just pretend this is an extension of one of the 10 guys)People who think Christians are all Ned Flanders types and never bother to find out that we're NOT!
b) People who slag off Christians for no reason whatsoever.
10 things I love about this world
1. Stef
2. That when things go bad (ITV series, anyone?) humans can be unbelievably kind, generous, and caring. Shame it takes that for the best to shine through though.
3. The sheer beauty of it
4. Stef's hot chocolate!
5. That we all have free will. I guess it's just a part of life that people will abuse it.
6. There is so much to do! A whole world out there to explore and have fun in!
7. Love
8. That no matter how much crap there is in the world, no matter how much danger, it only takes one person to make you feel secure and protected
9. Technological and medical advances. The good ones. Phones allow people to talk to friends or loved ones who are millions of miles away, the internet....Okay, that could be in the previous 10 too but we'll focus on the good stuff at the moment. Despite the millions of pages of disgusting crap, there is some good out there!
Medicines have cured people of illnesses that would have killed people 100 years ago, uncurable diseases etc can often be helped by painkillers, anti-inflammatories etc (e.g. arthiritus)
10. That every so often something or someone will surprise me enough to make me think "Oh man, I love this place."
10 things I hate doing
1. Having to leave Stef
2. Getting up early
3. Getting out of bed when it's warm and snuggly but freezing cold just outside it
4. Going to the Dr, dentist etc- I dispise having to pay for something that I have to do to stay healthy!
5. Having to resist buying CDs, DVDs etc because it's always when I CAN'T buy them that there are about a million that I WANT to buy
6. Brushing teeth! I still firmly believe that teeth should be self-clean.
7. Walking home when it's freezing cold
8. Looking in the mirror!
9. Singing along with a song that is too deep for me (and yes, the obvious thing would be to not sing but, as Stef will confirm, I will sing along to whatever song is playing at the time, even if I hate it with a deeeeeep passion!)
10. Having to choose between 2 CDs/DVDs etc because I never know which one to choose! Making decisions in general, in fact.
10 things I love doing
1. Seeing Stef
2. Hugging/kissing Stef
3. Travelling
4. Being able to stay in bed when other people have to get up (especially on a cold day)
5. Lying on the lawn (in summer, obviously) listening to a good CD
6. Dancing (I used to like doing it at The Met but now they play crappy music so we don't bother going). Though if Stef's impression of me dancing is accurate, I am never dancing again.
7. Spending days with friends
8. Making people smile/laugh
9.Curling up with Stef and a good film and hot chocolate
10. Eating out with friends
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